The World According to JP.

As the Palmerwood mythos began to crystallize, I took an early stab at a visual representation of the vision of reality now emerging.

JP himself, resplendent in bow tie, running shorts, and Nikes, and brandishing cigar, martini, and AK-47, stands forefront, flanked by his children, Intrepid Stella A. and Young Leo J. Stella holds her trademark harpoon-gun, and Leo his katanas.

Immediately behind them lies a dead intelligent air-breathing giant squid. Behind it, a heap of easily-dispatched zombies, and behind that stand the statues of my three heroes, Noam Chomsky, Joseph Pulitzer, and Bob Dylan.

In the background stands the Old Train Station, which is such an important setting of American legend and folklore. And behind it is, of course, my 180-foot yacht, the "Raconteur," and an early version of Palmerwood.


And because I believe that every American deserves the same protections as the Republic herself receives, I decided to make available a special set of ACTION FIGURES!!!

Well, that, and because, hell, why not make a buck where you can?